Dystopia

Name: Mike

Nickname:Earl McBuster, William

Favorite Band: Rusted Root, Sublime, Spike Jones, Spyro Gyra, Dystopia, As 1, Luster, Prickly Pete, Necra-Potence, Cake, Dave Matthews Band, Phish

Influences: Telly Tubbies

Quotes:"Don't choke on a couch" "Hide your money, Joe is coming" "What's a Perogie?" "Is that you guys playing?"

Favorite Color: Green

Favorite Food: Pasta and Swedish Fish

Hobbies:breathing, blinking, arrythmia, pulsating, running

Instrument:piano, keyboard,toas spirit drum, fetish balls, bell tree, cabasa, marimba, kashmiri bell, tambourine, shakers, djembe, pennywhistle, mandolin, sitar, tabla, rimsticks, shekere, nepalese gong, trash can lid, low tom, harmonium, ebow, congas, wurlitzer, black box/white noise, washboard, jug, bird whistle, turkey call, finger cymbals, dumbek, claks, claves, agogo bells, nut gourd, rainstick, dolak, bongo, timbales, dobro,

Background:I was born and I am still alive

Pets:Rabbits, Cat, Fish, Frog, Japanese Beetle, Fireflies

Favorite Television Broadcast:The Simpsons

Favorite Radio Station: 91.7 FM

Role Model: Tony Clifton

Closest Cartoon Resemblance: i don't know

Favorite Day: Funday

Favorite Cloud:Mushroom

Favorite Song: "Time of the Season" by the Zombies

Favorite Key: F minor

Favorite Shape:2-sided polygon

Favorite Existentialist: Dr. Lease

Worst Enemy: that girl on the Pepsi commercials

Favorite Firework: the ones that explode in mailboxes

Favorite Gig: hmm...there are so many to choose from

Favorite Concert: Rusted Root

Favorite Weather: Endless Downpours

Favorite Vehicle: electric powered blanket mobile

Favorite Chair: the ones that spin

Favorite Car: a chariot

Favorite Tree: the ones from the Wizard of Oz that throw apples at Dorthy

Favorite Musical Composition: "I Will Survive" performed by Tony Clifton

Favorite Fish: koi

Favorite British Prime Minister: Trevar Doughfty

Favorite BBC Series: Mr. Bean

Favorite Monty Python: The Grail

Favorite Beatles Member: Japanese Beatles

Wittgenstein or Bertnand Russel: Wiitgenstein

Trotsky or Stalin: Stalin

Favorite robber Baron: Boss Tweed

Gold Standard or Free Silver at a Ratio of 16 to 1: Free Silver

A Brief History of Time or Harry Potter: How can anyone believe what Stephen Hawking says? Harry Potter's wizardry is completely real.

Favorite Strike Breaker: Bob Saget

Nationality: German-American

Favorite Book: The Boy Scout Handbook

Favorite Simpsons Character: the nerdy boy who says "Look, a clue, a candy wrapper" I think his name is Data

Worst Television Broadcast: Full House and that show that always says "More Power! Argh Argh Argh!"

Favorite Coaster at Hershey Park: that ride with the bees and if you hit the buzzer, it makes a stinging noise

Plain M&M's or Chocolate M&M's:Plain

Chicken or Egg: Rooster

Smoke or Fire: Smoking is bad

Favorite Brady Bunch Member: Marsha

Favorite Comic Strip: the one with the fox and you have to figure out the mystery

Favorite Novel: Outside Providence

Favorite Movie:American Beauty

Favorite Mp3: "Time of the Season"

Favorite Member of Dystopia: Bubba the Cat

Favorite Beatles Song: Ob la di Ob la da

Windows or Macintosh: IBM

Apple or Orange: Apple
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